Double negative

Some new phrase gems courtesy of Mathilda. These are typically directed to us after a long day of work, usually on a Thursday when it's all I can do to hold it together for one more day. I wonder where she learned such courtesy?

I no want to leave! (As I drag her from daycare and other parents look on and judge)

I no like this ____ (fill in the blank with whatever home cooked meal I've managed to get together to avoid a 6pm Chipotle or Smiling Banana Leaf run)

No! It's NOT time to brosse les dents and go potty! 

I no sleep in my bed! 

I no poop my pants at school...I pooped my pants at school, because...because...

I ripped my knuffle bunny book
why did you do that?
because....because...I ripped it

I no smile for a picture!

Mama, I ate dirt.

And all you experienced parents who tell me, oh you think two is bad? Just wait till 3! You'll scream to go back to 2! 

Yeah you.
Shove it.